You can never start 'em too young

Small child tackles a vintage Massey-Ferguson at the Mullahead Ploughing Match. Pretty soon he'll be openin' 'er up and slappin' th'oul buckrake til 'er an' lettin' 'er rip!

Priceless Egyptological artefact lost forever!

Alas, now that the warm weather has arrived, this fine statue of the Egyptian Pharaoh Rameses II is no more; it has been reduced to a mere puddle; in fact, even that is now gone. For a very brief few nights in December 2000 (yes, it was that long ago), this fine colossus graced my back garden.

And now all I have are memories...