02 October 2009

Any last requests?


I'm not sure what music I want played at my funeral, but it might be something by the King of Pop.

After Jacko's untimely demise, I bought the Mrs his Greatest Hits album, which we now hate because the kids demand that it be played non-stop.

The other day, my five year-old asked me to play the CD.

"Oh all right, Son," quoth I, "If you insist. What song do you want?"

"You guess it, Daddy."

"Give me a clue."

"OK, Daddy, it begins with F."

"What do you mean it begins with F? There ARE no Michael Jackson songs on this album that begin with F!"

"Yes there is one! It begins with F!"

"Fine, I give up. Which one is it?"

"FRILLER!"

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